VIC: Tata ima dva

Tata ima dva

Nacrtao nastavnik na tabli muski polni organ i pita ucenike zna li neko sta je to. Svi cute, a Perica dize ruku i kaze:
-Ja znam. Moj tata ima dva takva.

-Kako bolan dva Perice?
-Ima jedan mali kad piski i jedan veliki kad mami pere zube!

IZDVOJENO:

Umrli alkos pusac i peder i dosli pred svetog Petra a kaze on njima:
– Imate srece sto ste danas umrli jer danas mi je rodjendan a posto ste vi prvi danas casticu vas povratkom u zivot,
al ima jedan uslov morate se odreci svog poroka alkos pica,
pusac cigareta a peder muskaraca ako se vratite poroku istog momenta se vracate ovde zauvek.

I tako idu njih trojica ulicom i uzivaju u novom zivotu kad naidju pored neke kafane a tamo na sanku stoji casa pica.
Gleda nju alkos i misli ma maznucu ja nju na brzinu nece on to videti i popije pice i padne mrtav.
Nastavljaju ona dva dalje kad ugledaju na trotoaru tek upaljenu cigaretu i gleda nju pusac i gleda muci se kad ce ti njemu peder:
– Prijatelju sagnes li se umiremo obojica!

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