VIC: Mobilni telefon

VIC: Mobilni telefon

Došao Mujo iz Njemačke na godišnji odmor i donio pun kofer poklona.
Fata u koferu pronađe i nešto malo crno, duguljasto, sa malim ekranom.
-Mujo, a što ti je ovo malo crno? -upita Fata.
-To ti je ženo, mobilni telefon.

-A što je to mobilni telefon?
-Pričekaj malo, pa ću ti objasniti. Prvo mi napuni kadu toplom vodom i pjenom.
Fata uradi kao što joj je rečeno.

Mujo uze mobilni, ode u kupaonicu, uvali se u kadu, pa poče birati broj.
U dnevnom boravku zazvoni telefon i Fata se javi: -Halo!
-Fato dušo, dođi da mi opereš leđa, a onda ćemo 2 sata voditi ljubav!

A Fata će na to: – MA NE MOGU SADA, DOŠLA ONA MOJA BUDALA IZ NJEMAČKE.

IZDVOJENO:


VIC: Viagra

-Pitala učiteljica učenike u školi da nabroje lijekove koje znaju i za što služe. Javio se jedan i kaže:
– “Andol, služi za prehladu.”

Javi se drugi:
– “Brufen – kad bole leđa.”
Kaže treći:
– “Viagra – za proljev.”
Učiteljica začudjeno pita:

– “Kako za proljev, pobogu?!”
Mali odgovori:
– “Kod nas mama uvijek govori ocu: Popij tu viagru već jednom, možda ti se to govno stvrdne.”

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